By SilkySmooth - 28/11/2018 22:00

Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33

"What? They're both liquids, and this one smells nicer. I was thinking about using maple syrup, too, so you'd end up smelling like pancakes."

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RichardPencil 30

On the plus side, your bush has never been so shiny and manageable!

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BurnInDemonFire 33

"What? They're both liquids, and this one smells nicer. I was thinking about using maple syrup, too, so you'd end up smelling like pancakes."

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RichardPencil 30

On the plus side, your bush has never been so shiny and manageable!

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sourgirl101 28

Great, now I have that Marcy Playground song stuck in my head. Your Bf probably used it in the shower and it worked for him? He needs a quick tutorial with the difference between innies and outies. And next time maybe spring for the lube yourself. I learnt that lesson when I once got Blistex lip balm rubbed on me. Wonder if they have disco lemonade flavoured lube?

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RichardPencil 30

I smell sex and Pantene hair? I love that song!

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blahblabbity 19

there’s a difference?? i’ve been putting lube in my hair for years!!!

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LolCandy 27

Looks like he doesn’t care about your health at all. Wouldn’t be shocked if you developed a case of BV or yeast infection from that- scented stuff is awful for your vag even on the outside/ vulva.

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interesting33 36

he probably doesn't realise there is a difference or that it could be harmful .I'm pretty sure my bf would have no clue it could have negative effects.

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