Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
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Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML
Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
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Top comments
thestrangedude 10
At least he wasn't amputating it and getting the wrong one
shhhaaarrron 12
How is your doctor a doctor exactly?
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Comments (70)
thestrangedude 10
At least he wasn't amputating it and getting the wrong one
jazzybrar 14
he'd probably end up amputating both shoulders...
Stazza11 27
Seems like that doctor is a little out of place. If you know what I mean haha.
1tsmenoah 20
It reminds me of the FML where the guy got knee surgery done on the wrong knee
Sadgirox 7
#54 u just made my day
Sadgirox 7
#18 that was a terrible pun
telli164 30
#18. No please tell me, what exactly do you mean?
shhhaaarrron 12
How is your doctor a doctor exactly?
boating_guy 33
Because half of all doctors were in the bottom 50% of their class
zBLAKEz 23
I still don't understand why people hate Obamacare. And lots of people I've heard say they hate it, supported Romney, and his health care plan was identical to Obamacare because Obamacare is actually based off of Romney's health care plan. Do people hate it because they're forced to pay for it? Because we're forced to pay for car insurance and everyone seems to be ok with that. I just don't get it. Can somebody please explain why it's so horrible?
Dumbledora 9
I'll explain to you why it's so horrible. Because it's ******* expensive as shit for college students. My deductible is so high, it's USELESS. And I voted for Obama, but only because Romney was an even bigger tart.
SammyS2012 21
i have two reasons. A) if you get in an accident and total someone else's car, you can practically ruin them financially for your mistake. I still complain about being forced to get car insurance, i just understand why. B) there is no way to opt out of the healthcare. i wouldnt have any problems (maybe) if you could opt out. C) it's not affordable for me or my family. i come from a very low income family and when i tried to get it, it came out to be around $200-$250 monthly, with a $6,000 deductible as a college student. if there was a reform to the obamacare act, i would probably side with it. at this point in time, i dont really see the pros outweighing the cons.
DeeDeeJay 15
What was he doing with your other shoulder if you only broke one? Just curious...
zerodayattack 10
Probably trying to hold OP?
askullnamedbilly 33
There are several methods of reducing a dislocated shoulder joint, but pretty much all of them consist of manipulating the joint back into place by gently (!!!) pulling, abducting, rotating or even just massaging the injured arm. There's no reason to apply force to the opposite joint. Especially not enough to dislocate the other arm as well.
fleuretta 19
This is the worst FML I read today! Only someone that's dislocated a shoulder (or two) can understand. Hope you feel better soon!
Kamon97 23
Better drink your milk then :p
jazzy_123 20
what? I drink plenty of milk and that didn't stop me from dislocating my knee. It hurts getting an injury like that so I understand OP. Worst part was, my parents took me to a man that massages and stuff like that so he pulled and pushed it back in. Never screamed more than that in my life......
PresidentNorth 16
Milk builds strong bones. Not strong joint connections.
dotar_fml 23
Try dislocating your knee! :P
BekkyLove15 14
Do you have EDS?
BekkyLove15 14
I've dislocated both several times. It hurts! I feel really bad for them. I can't remember the last day I didn't have SOMETHING dislocate. Ugh. Poor OP
sickkidsrock 11
Actually, 71, I do. Type 3. I honestly can't believe someone guessed.
BekkyLove15 14
I do too lol. I'm a type three also!
BekkyLove15 14
Also, the zebra helped lol!
MrBlackledge 12
50% of the time, it works all the time
thomcmoore 23
So your shoulder is still dislocated then?
Deadpool47 23
I'd sue him.
ohmandapants 16
Because that's the answer to everything? I'm pretty sure you can't sue your doctor for failing to pop your shoulder back into it's socket, and seeing as the doctor didn't cause any damage to OP (note how it says PRACTICALLY dislocated the other arm, not that he actually did) it would be pretty stupid to sue him. Just go somewhere else and never see this doctor again!
Indianboy9321 25
I don't know how you delt with that.
syki 22
Sometimes you just have to shoulder the burdens life gives you.
syki 22
I feel like people are missing your pun, since it's not as obvious as mine. Plus, the human mind has a tendoncy to overlook small typos and replace them with the "correct" word.
NicoleSpazz 8
Looks like it's time to change doctors. Sorry for shoulder OP sounds painful.
ateebakber 8
Sue the doc I say. Mofo
illegalbeagle69 23
Oh Dr. Mofo?