Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting my new diet. I fell down the stairs with the full bowl in hand. Message received, universe. FML

by bonbon789 / 03/27/2014 at 2:10pm / United States / Health

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  • Fill another bowl! Screw the universe :P

    #3 - On 03/27/2014 at 5:52pm by TXFernwoods

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  • I'd get up, refill the bowl, pick up the spoon, start wolfing down the sugary goodness and lift the middle finger of my spoonless hand up in the air, shouting, cheeks bulging : "Fuck you, Universe ! I'm the one in charge of my life !".

    #9 - On 03/27/2014 at 5:57pm by EnmaYamato

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