Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
by ewwww / 05/26/2013 at 1:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
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Hey, if someone kept squishing you against someone's back in the shower, I bet you'd bite them too.
#4 - On 05/26/2013 at 9:10pm by Cheeley
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Earwigs don't bite, OP. Even their pinchers wont leave any sort of characteristic bug bite.
Sounds like you got more than Earwigs in your loofas lurking about your house.
#10 - On 05/26/2013 at 9:17pm by Wizzlbang
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