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Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML


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On 05/26/2013 at 1:55pm - health - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Hey, if someone kept squishing you against someone's back in the shower, I bet you'd bite them too.

#4 - On 05/26/2013 at 9:10pm by Cheeley

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Earwigs don't bite, OP. Even their pinchers wont leave any sort of characteristic bug bite.
Sounds like you got more than Earwigs in your loofas lurking about your house.

#10 - On 05/26/2013 at 9:17pm by Wizzlbang

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