By ewwww - 26/05/2013 17:55 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
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Cheeley 17

Hey, if someone kept squishing you against someone's back in the shower, I bet you'd bite them too.

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Wizzlbang 10

Earwigs don't bite, OP. Even their pinchers wont leave any sort of characteristic bug bite. Sounds like you got more than Earwigs in your loofas lurking about your house.

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Dogluvr1197 30

I found a giant ant crawling around in my loofah a few days ago. Yeah, I threw it away haha

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toritilla947920 6

It's not like I wanted to go shower or anything now. -_-

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Aligator67 12

I don't know what a loofah is, but I just know how much I hate those earwig things. One time, I was just sitting there and felt something move in my shirt. It was an earwig.

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HeatherFeatherB 31

I refuse to buy or use loofahs anymore because I found a spider living in mine once.

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