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Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML


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On 09/16/2012 at 3:48pm - health - by Derp McShitstain (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

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Giving an all-new definition to the term "shitfaced"

#6 - On 09/16/2012 at 9:00pm by CountDuk

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I think its time for some new face cleaner.

#2 - On 09/16/2012 at 8:58pm by cornedbeef2016

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