Today, I had an upset stomach. I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom. As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out. I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless. FML

by TheCerealKiller / 08/07/2012 at 5:19am / United States (California) / Health

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  • I'm sure the raccoon felt the same way.

    #1 - On 08/07/2012 at 10:11am by Icyghost17

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  • he was waiting for the perfect moment to get you

    #3 - On 08/07/2012 at 10:13am by rikitsumiatsu

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