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Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6526) - you deserved it (46605)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

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Keyword: tried.

#1 - On 06/26/2012 at 5:46am by beccaishereyay

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if you can't sniff it try tasting it

#7 - On 06/26/2012 at 5:49am by lenluigi

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