MahSquito
United States
Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
off-balance
Finland
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
future teacher
Fernando De La Mora, Paraguay
Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
bkeiya
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Japan
Running late, or early?
Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
sleeper
France
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Kate
United States
Don't tread on me
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
cmzraxsn
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Run run run
Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML
Anonymous
Neuchatel, Switzerland
Confused, lost
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML
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bjr1208 3
Damn trains come out of nowhere
zoPwNAgEzo 21
+100 for the kindergarteners
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bjr1208 3
Damn trains come out of nowhere
Pentium_4 27
a slow mini train. still funny
doodfunnyguy 0
Damn people that can't react to a slow moving train.
tennisrapper1 14
WHAT AN ODDLY CLUSTERED... TRAIN SCHEDULE!
TransitionCovert 6
*If you look very closely, you can see the train is fake*
GovernorGeneral 8
Haha dw OP. im slow too. Infact the other day my brother accidently threw a ball which hit a glass which landed on me and slowly fell to the ground. And i just stared at it as it fell and broke.
Jonkbaby 23
did you take the basterfs out, kill bill style
Jonkbaby 23
come and ride the traincome ride it
ciscmowe 5
How is this an FML? It wasn't a real train
bjdavey 8
Comment moderated. Lol jks
MyCleverName 2
I like trains
chlorinegreen 27
I thought those trains sang music or had a bell or horn. I think you just made the train conductors day OP.
chili_is_good 0
Splatterkill
SupahAsian 4
Gotta keep my eyes open... damn trains could swoop down at anytime.
shanemaximo 7
Was Denzel Washington trying to stop it?
snuffle 3
Choo choooo!
suxs4ulol 22
the wheels on the train go round and round, round and round!
Incredible_92 11
Sucks to be choo OP
Jakesterk96 8
You need to start training your reflexes.
ThisIsDCG 7
I like trains.
Simoneaux17 11
Curt, Curt, CHOO CHOOOO!!!
tehslack 5
And it was most likely your fault.
cradle6 13
I disagree. Trains move in such unpredictable ways, who knows the path they'll travel???
tehslack 5
Perhaps you are right, good sir.
pdp_fml 21
Were you so engrossed in the exhibits that you couldn't hear the mini train coming?
zoPwNAgEzo 21
+100 for the kindergarteners
cosmosis 12
Pedobear approves of your comment
cosmosis 12
Pedobear approves
b196315 1
Oh, hope you didn't get hurt
rochelleh 11
At least it wasn't a real train...?
CockAsian 14
Well if it were a real train, OP would be in a million little pieces and wouldn't have posted this here FML.
BlueHue 0
I believe (and hope) there is FMyLife in heaven...
bizarre_ftw 22
Hey no need to be embarrassed, kindergarteners are mean! Always telling, stealing crayons, rhyming your name with banana! *shudders* you're lucky you got out of there alive
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
And finger painting.. Oh god the FINGER PAINTING!
ALpein 0
And they constantly tease those poor pedophiles..!
mufc4everch 2
Too far man
reallytho3 11
MY LEG!!! (spongebob guy)
DalPozzo13 10
It's not like it's hard to miss, blame yourself there
jtthegr8 26
Damn kids... Still, its hard to miss a train, the little ones they have for children are pretty damn visible... And easy to hear
lifeguardd 0
I like your picture hahah. I have nothing against homosexuals though.