Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Rainbow92
Bulgaria
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
I'm just sick, really
Springfield, United States
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
mom
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
LoveYouTooMa
United States
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
loveurlifejk
United States
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Lunab123
Potomac, United States
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
anon
United States
Poisoning
Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML
Chubby
Belgium
Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
Top comments
Grimmerie 31
Twice the taste, none of the calories.
zingline89 18
Does she call you a wasteful child every time you drop a deuce?
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Comments (113)
Grimmerie 31
Twice the taste, none of the calories.
AJRENO 0
You BURNED tha comment. In a good way. PWNAGE
gojira666 7
8 is schizophrenic for sho
scruffy_janitor5 1
Cyanide and happiness ftw
yahoowizard 16
How dare he post a comment that's already been mentioned on the internet. Shoulda went with the "that sucks" comment to maintain originality.
alsgirl 24
That sucks :-p
KaanTech 0
Ajnero could you plase suicide ? Once in your misareble life do something good to world by just dying without causing more damage
bagleface 6
Bitch First
AJRENO 0
Shut up. You suck. Stop posting spam, dumbass.
ladyLALAA 29
What are you talking about?
bamagrl410 31
8 is either confused or insane... lol Not sure if OP is bulimic or just sick. Either way, FYL
boofgall 16
You totally ripped off Cyanide & Happiness.
AJRENO 0
Ooh, your mom sucks.
bamagrl410 31
Ooh, you're unintelligent
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Ooh... Ahh!
that1guyyy 12
Ooh, I insult people on the Internet to overcome my insecurities.
WaSiSimiLang 8
My life be like ooohh ahhhhhh! Ohhhhh! If OP's mom sucks, ask her to suck up the vomit as well then!
sadistmonkey 19
that1guyyy - I think that's kind of the point of the FML comments section.
justin7 0
Yah. I'm guessing youre the guy on the left of your pic!
that1guyyy 12
Nah it's a pic from reditt.
Pentium_4 27
well yeah, you shouldn't just throw lunch for example, on top of your roof....very wasteful
Airman1988 9
your comments appear to be failing across the spectrum on every fml tonight.
Pentium_4 27
i'm drunk, i don't even know what's going on
xXxIracebethxXx 14
It's okay, #4. For some reason, I laughed at your comment.
Pentium_4 27
it seemed like a good comment at the time :/ now my .2 BAC says otherwise...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Meh, everyone has bad comments sometimes, though I've never made a comment while drunk, o1 ever gotten drunk for the matter. Keep commenting while drunk, it will bring laughs to some people...
Pentium_4 27
i admit, it was a terrible comment and i'm ashamed of myself. unfortunately, i'm drunk every night. but i hope i can bring some laughs...nothing better to do
WaSiSimiLang 8
I swear to god I'm not drunk! See? I told you so! Now get the face out of my ****!
rahrah765765 11
Maybe you should fml more than you comment. Eg: today, like every other day I got drunk and commented on fml because I never have anything else better to do. Fml Don't blame your fake drunkness on your stupidity.
Pentium_4 27
oh i still go to work and get a paycheck. and thank you for calling my drunkess fake, because you know me so well
DCFan 9
For a .2 BAC, you sure are functioning pretty well as far as your AWESOME excuses and typing on the computer/smartphone. Not to mention your grammer! Bravo good sir! Your the most sober .2 BAC "waisted", "drunk", "faded", "shit-faced" person I've ever met! Will you drive me home?
Pentium_4 27
yeah i guess i was exaggerating. whatever 9 tall boys gets you to. it's not that hard to keep grammar and spelling while drinking, didn't we learn stuff like that in 2nd/3rd grade? and when you're drunk you can act that old ;)
attaboy368 20
do what you can man that is all we ask
calivianya 29
46 - But putting your face in the **** is so much fun sometimes!
calivianya 29
It's not that hard to have good grammar while you're drinking - you just have to think really hard and type really slow.
ashleykay94 7
You should've mailed it to the starving children in Africa.
ashleykay94 7
You should've mailed it to the starving children in Africa.
kareltje 17
Did you eat it again? Then she has no reason to complain ;)
drlove78843 6
9- would you please tell me what's the name Of the creature in your picture?
xDMACx12 7
It's a domesticated black cat.
cBlackout 13
Eat it again. See if it still tastes good.
silentbutfunny 0
You like stomach acids also?? I thought i was just the weird one..
zingline89 18
Does she call you a wasteful child every time you drop a deuce?
blushy 14
tell her she's wasteful the next time she takes a crap
clanon 4
Ppsshhhhh! Moms, you could never make them proud ._.
girl112891 7
Let's just blame her cooking and get it over with. Call her wasteful for making something bad enough to make you puke. I rest my case.