One time somebody threw up in my office and everyone just fucking exploded with vomit. I know the feeling.

That reminds me of that episode in family guy where everyone started to throw up.

That's nice..

#8 The only similarity there is that they threw up.

Hahah that was funny

Because they all took ipecac causing them all to vomit uncontrollably.. They didn't just throw up for no reason

It was a barfarama (Stand by Me).

Throwing up is contagious, just like yawning.

35, only to people with weaker stomachs, I have a pretty strong stomach so I can still eat after or while watching someone throw up. I know its gross, but having a strong stomach comes in handy so many times haha

And AIDS

Yeah, I, on the other hand, can not stand the smell of throw up, sight of throw up, or the sound of someone throwing up.
One time I woke up in the middle of the night, sick. I jumped out of bed to go to the bathroom, and just at that moment my mom walked past my door to go to bed. I projectile vomited all over my mom..

Halitosis at its finest...

The Office anyone?

I walked into to a bathroom door in a hotel because I forgot I had closed it and threw up all over it :(

get it together Mauskau; that is not a good look.

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You know the kid could have gotten sick or obviously sick at his friends house. Or at least started the symptoms.

Not first :D

I'm very curious as to what the comment was. Hmmmmm.

It probably wasn't worth it.

Do them a favor, would you? Buy them a gallon of toothpaste and numerous toothbrushes, before their breaths turn to weapon of mass destruction!

You should have told her The Ugly Barnacle story. She might have made the connection then.

Or ask her what she had to eat. She might say "some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza...".

Maybe your just ugly.

*you're

If you're trying to offend someone, at least do it right.

It's a spongebob joke -_- though #20 worded it wrong, it's from the same episode that #4 was talking about. "Maybe it's because you're ugly"

I love you and your reference

Well you should have told her to get some mints or brush her teeth more.

her breath is probably why he threw up too

That was my thought exactly. Can't blame the kid for her atrocious breath

What if she threw up because of the kid throwing up, and that is why her breath smelled?..

Sorry, I misunderstood the FML. If your son is friends with the child, never go back into the house, just send him in from the curb. If he isn't, smack that bitch up.

I hope you're not a parent.

This is confusing.

Bad Breath Bitch! Run away!

I'm sorry OP. Hope you aimed for her.

Reading these comments reminds me of the movie Stand By Me. "A complete and total Barf-O-Rama."