By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
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Jghaugland 6

One time somebody threw up in my office and everyone just fucking exploded with vomit. I know the feeling.

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Welshite 39
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You should have told her The Ugly Barnacle story. She might have made the connection then. Or ask her what she had to eat. She might say "some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza...".

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Jghaugland 6

One time somebody threw up in my office and everyone just fucking exploded with vomit. I know the feeling.

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hulopro 16
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That reminds me of that episode in family guy where everyone started to throw up.

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Respect101 17

That's nice..

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teentee401 36
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#8 The only similarity there is that they threw up.

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randome101 12
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Hahah that was funny

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Phoebe18 14
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Because they all took ipecac causing them all to vomit uncontrollably.. They didn't just throw up for no reason

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mageepaigeee44 15
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It was a barfarama (Stand by Me).

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martin8337 35

Throwing up is contagious, just like yawning.

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mb2_native 15
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35, only to people with weaker stomachs, I have a pretty strong stomach so I can still eat after or while watching someone throw up. I know its gross, but having a strong stomach comes in handy so many times haha

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illegalbeagle69 23
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Yeah, I, on the other hand, can not stand the smell of throw up, sight of throw up, or the sound of someone throwing up. One time I woke up in the middle of the night, sick. I jumped out of bed to go to the bathroom, and just at that moment my mom walked past my door to go to bed. I projectile vomited all over my mom..

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incoherentrmblr 21

Halitosis at its finest...

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lolhailsatan 23

The Office anyone?

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Mauskau 35
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I walked into to a bathroom door in a hotel because I forgot I had closed it and threw up all over it :(

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91hayek 31

get it together Mauskau; that is not a good look.

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lollypop624 11
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Respect101 17

You know the kid could have gotten sick or obviously sick at his friends house. Or at least started the symptoms.

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accioshannon 17
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I'm very curious as to what the comment was. Hmmmmm.

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feven 32
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It probably wasn't worth it.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Do them a favor, would you? Buy them a gallon of toothpaste and numerous toothbrushes, before their breaths turn to weapon of mass destruction!

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Welshite 39
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You should have told her The Ugly Barnacle story. She might have made the connection then. Or ask her what she had to eat. She might say "some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza...".

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TheGriizlyBear 22
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Maybe your just ugly.

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zebrainthenight 13

*you're If you're trying to offend someone, at least do it right.

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StateFarm98 10
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It's a spongebob joke -_- though #20 worded it wrong, it's from the same episode that #4 was talking about. "Maybe it's because you're ugly"

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kylel27 2
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I love you and your reference

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kost4060 14
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Well you should have told her to get some mints or brush her teeth more.

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sky413 26
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her breath is probably why he threw up too

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Vanessa_Leeann26 17

That was my thought exactly. Can't blame the kid for her atrocious breath

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scrabblestick 9
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What if she threw up because of the kid throwing up, and that is why her breath smelled?..

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Jghaugland 6

Sorry, I misunderstood the FML. If your son is friends with the child, never go back into the house, just send him in from the curb. If he isn't, smack that bitch up.

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mario2012 18
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I hope you're not a parent.

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Alinafshah2204 14
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This is confusing.

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ThomasBombadil 31

Bad Breath Bitch! Run away!

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misterspock 16
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I'm sorry OP. Hope you aimed for her.

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JD1147 27
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Reading these comments reminds me of the movie Stand By Me. "A complete and total Barf-O-Rama."

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