Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Rainbow92
Bulgaria
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
I'm just sick, really
Springfield, United States
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
mom
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
LoveYouTooMa
United States
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
loveurlifejk
United States
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Lunab123
Potomac, United States
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
anon
United States
Poisoning
Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML
Chubby
Belgium
Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
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Grimmerie 31
Twice the taste, none of the calories.
zingline89 18
Does she call you a wasteful child every time you drop a deuce?
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ashleykay94 7
Aww you should've put it in a box and mailed it to the starving children in Africa.
autumnisintheair 7
That's an awful thing to say! They deserve real food. Not thrown up, regurgitated food!
THE_A_TEEN 28
#17 Probably supports the Rwandan genocide or the Somalian pirates or what the somali's did to the UN soldiers during the 90's, or the constant warfare n eastern africa...
j_cat187 20
#17 you made me laugh out loud? Damn I am a dick
ChaosAngel17 14
28 Where did it imply that she supported the Somali pirates or the Rwandan genocide?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Damn, I don't know. That's what happens when i'm sleep deprived, stress related...
DCFan 9
What's with the excuses for bad comments lately? When this is thumbed down, here are some reasons why. 1. Im stressed out. 2. I'm sleep deprived. 3. Im soooo dtunk! 4. Im asleep and my phone has been stolen by my fraternity brothers. All legitimate excuses for sure.
rahrah765765 11
Oh I was JUST thinking that! Two poor excuses almost in a row!
ashleykay94 7
Seriously... I was being sarcastic. I was saying that if her mom freaked out about it that much, put the food that she is not able to eat to good use as opposed to harping on her kid about not being able to eat it. Chill out you guys.
Yourheadache 19
You should think what you are going to comment twice, it wasn't funny, well not me at all.
lylotrezor 20
Yes, because that was a real suggestion and not just a joke. Bad taste, but still a joke.
kadesgb 0
Lol that was a garbage comment
CrazyCowgurl23 1
People need to stop being so damn sensitive -_-
jackassiddy 8
I'll endure the thumbs down to say this comment was ******* great.
justin7 0
It was still a jerkish thing to say
shazza26 1
60, I don't think anyone interpreted your first comment like that.
duckie227 22
60, it didn't work, in case you couldn't tell
ladyLALAA 29
You should've thrown up on your cat, then chased it around the house.
Torva_fml 16
Last time I chased My cat around the house, it gave up, made a crying noise, and pissed on my bed.... I guess I'm just that scary. I felt really cruel :(
ladyLALAA 29
You should, your cat probably hates you.
GoW_Chick 15
I don't see how it's wasteful, you ate the food, she should be happy her meals are so good you wanted to taste it a second time.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
But this time, bile flavored! Spices up just about any dish real nice.
monamonkey 4
Are you bulimic too? fMYlife
THE_A_TEEN 28
...or maybe op got sick and vomited. Eating Disorders are not the answers for vomiting. But I do feel sorry that you're bulimic (your comment implies that you do), see a psychologist, or a therapist and get better soon. :)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Even if she is bulimic and doing it "on purpose" her mother is still lacking in that department, as that is no way to deal with an eating disorder.
A100893 30
Did she make it for you?
WaSiSimiLang 8
WTF a wasteful child? Does she want you to swallow it back again? Start getting on your knees and licking then. I'm kidding just tell that dumbass to **** off
heraclitus 1
Wel she mad u the food, prolly she spent a lot of time doin it for u, and then u show up abd throw up all over the place gg!!
DCFan 9
...... What?!?
rbubbles 20
The ****.
teyyoshi 19
i am eating dumplings and baozi ,so delicious!!!! dont be jeaslous,you guys!
Plante12 8
There are starving children in Africa you know