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Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML


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On 12/28/2011 at 1:32am - health - by loveurlifejk - United States

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Shoulda put the toilet on mute before flushing, be more considerate now

#2 - On 12/28/2011 at 6:02am by yahoowizard

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Don't flush it next time. Leave a surprise for her in the morning!

#3 - On 12/28/2011 at 6:02am by eltapatio16

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