Anonymous
United States
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
start waxing
Inappropriate behavior
Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Anonymous
Hygiene 101
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
pinkrazorsare4men
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
jessie
Different together
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
hairdresser
Thailand
Good one, mom
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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upyourzlolz 11
It appears that your mom's razor sharp words have cut you too deep.
lanitotherescue 1
do you know what you have? lol
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lanitotherescue 1
do you know what you have? lol
timbo1992 0
Pfft, the chances of catching anything from using a razor must be slim to none if it is used normally..
lanitotherescue 1
it was simply a joke because the fml is beyond whack. it seems like her mom was simply joking and she took it too seriously. an if the mom was serious, this person needs to get checked and you can get some stds from sitting on the toilet and im sorry, i would never use someones else's razor. especially if they have something. i dont know about you.
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, a lot of people cut themselves using them 'normally'.
ckstrip 0
Lol
timbo1992 0
Oh I see. I guess I didn't think about all the little cuts you must get, I only use an electric razor so I wasn't really thinking about that
graham11 14
2- I know someone who had staph infection and had to get part of her arm pit removed because it got infected from shaving razors.. So no, there's much more than a "slim chance"
thisisafunnyname 12
razorblAIDS
Gringe 1
11- u just said she should get checked if she was serious then agreed that her fears were legitimate 63- what else would cooties be refering too. And cooties is not a childish disease... It is a VERY serious, HIGHLY contageous, deadly, imaginary disease. 97- you can not say chances are not slim because it happened once. I'm quite sure happening once is as slim as chances get...
upyourzlolz 11
It appears that your mom's razor sharp words have cut you too deep.
margie2194 12
Ouch that's rough. Happy holidays!!
Llamacod 11
I see what you did there
monkeysareyummy 0
In other words, OP might have lobsters. No? Ok.
me_gusta_eso 1
You said it well, 64. No.
graham11 14
80- he said it better than you, sir.
tplunk 0
41- that never gets old. I honestly laugh every time I read it
rcloca 10
Merry Christmas!
Muslimgal92 0
Happy holidays**
NotDave 0
No, he/she probably MEANT "merry Christmas". Don't force people to be politically correct. You shouldn't be offended by people celebrating a religious holiday if it's not harming you. I'm not religious. But forcing political correctness is ridiculous.
mango260 9
Lols that sounds like my mum! Or sometimes she says don't drink from your sisters cups... You don't know where her mouth been :/ and oh Merry Christmas!
You_Need_Soap 6
Mom's only being the voice of experience. Perhaps she's tainted!?
bertoelmexicano 6
Next time you're with your sister, loudly tell her that you KNOW everything your mom has.
mango260 9
Lols no Just put her mom on blast haha
Captain_Crankypa 2
Is your mom afraid that she'll break out in giant **** too?
PoeSlayer 0
Okay, I am having a confusion moment. You put it in quotes, which infers that your mother was referring to herself having something, however, that wouldn't really be an FML. So was your mom talking about you? If so, that wouldn't be something you should put quotes around.
Brool_Story_Co 17
A "Confusion moment," I've never heard that term before
ilovesarcasm 18
You are confused because you are reading the sentence structure improperly as well as misusing the word quotation in the situation. Op is quoting what her mother said verbatim, not in the implying sense quotes are used for, which is what you're thinking...improperly as well, but enough nit-picking... see? Grammar Nazis have a use.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
8 - Hahahahahah you fail.
monstaber 6
Some grammatical freaks will argue that if you're changing a pronoun in a quotation but not the antecedent, as 8 did here, then you should denote this action by using [brackets] around the altered pronoun or 'single quotes' around the entire quotation. It's a matter of opinion though, just like the Oxford comma.
silentbutfunny 0
We know where the real grammer nazis of the internet hang out...
rtflores 0
FTW #79!!!!!
graham11 14
73- that is so rude. No one on here laughs at other people's mistakes! *eye roll*
kg163401 0
8 - either you over analyzed what OP is trying to tell us, you're begging for people to see how "smart" you are, or... (read to yourself)... "I am retarded."
graham11 14
73- hahahahahahahahahahahaha you do too.
robsic66 14
You're stupid #8
TheCountess 4
She raises a good point. You could have any number of unknown blood borne pathogens in your system at any given time.
rebekahah 7
What are you doing with that razor??
upyourzlolz 11
Shaving my legs.
PeeblesWiggins 0
12, make sure you shave both.
omgthatsosuppera 4
That's rude of your mother to say. Sorry OP
meatbeat 5
Even your mom knows your a *****
upyourzlolz 11
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upyourzlolz 11
LOinIgnore me. My app is going apeshi i
upyourzlolz 11
GoiMy app isp
upyourzlolz 11
UseI quit!!! App Is going apeshit. There. I did it. Oh. And you used the wrong
mentlegen 0
What the ****?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Don't blame it on the app. You're just a dumbass.