Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
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Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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Top comments
upyourzlolz 11
It appears that your mom's razor sharp words have cut you too deep.
lanitotherescue 1
do you know what you have? lol
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Comments (64)
Zareen 0
What was ur sister going to do with that razor anyway?
TheCountess 4
I would imagine she was planning to shave with it.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
She planned on using it to floss -_- She's going to shave, genius.
mrgud 3
Hipsters don't shave themselves?
kg163401 0
She was probably planning on eating it
Sweenygirl15 0
At least you get your own razor..
FMLsOhilarious 6
Wow, that's a really messed up thing for your mom to say. But why would you be sharing razors anyway, isn't that kind of personal?
flockz 20
it's ok sasquatch, no one understands us. just keep in there girl, stick and stones, sticks and stones that's all it is!!
ilovesarcasm 18
your comment made me imagine OP's legs as two boar-bristle brushes. Keep up the good work. ;)
eyeIoveyou 4
what about chewbacca? he needs some loving too :'(
kidtoronto 5
Loool u probably do though
krisymisy 0
That's so funny but mean at the same time
metalflower00 11
You must be pretty dirty for your mom to assume you've caught something. Either that, or she's just jealous that you get more action than she does so she takes it out on you by talking shit. Lol
dhardesty23 8
sharing .. isn't always caring
perdix 31
Not exactly, sharing always is caring, but when it comes to personal devices, it's just dirty and creepy. I'd like to share my Real Doll with you, but it just wouldn't be right.
FYLDeep 26
You'd have a hard time passing off something as used as that anyway.
perdix 31
I'll tell you what you should have: razors that only you use! Ps: Sorry that you require multiple razors, you must be one hairy broad. Get really drunk and treat yourself to full-body waxing!
RedPillSucks 33
By body waxing, you mean getting ****** so hard it seems like he's making butter in her vajayjay?
lindseykcool 6
what the ****? ^
Dracoboxer357 36
lmao! #59, wtf are you talking about!? Receiving a Hair Removal Waxing at a salon is slightly different than pounding the pulp outta some poor girl's privates!!! Making butter!? Omg, lol!!! :D Gonna assume yer just joking here...
margie2194 12
"Pounding the pulp outta a poor girl's privates?" Haha that was eloquently stated. Well done sir, well done.
Dracoboxer357 36
Side addition: "Treating yourself to a full body waxing" was about as much of a treat to me when I tried it on a dare, as having the dentist pull your wisdom teeth out, through your asshole. The few main differences I see between the two acts is One, pulling your teeth would be faster, and Two, you only have to pull out your teeth once. Damn hair keeps coming back. :P Second side note: many apologies for the harsh visual but being on the same thread as "making vaginal butter" man, I didn't think I could really make it worse. Sorry. :p Oh yeah, third note: Never Waxing Again. I'd rather piss glass.
FYLDeep 26
You shouldn't use anyone else's personal hygiene products at all. You shouldn't have to be told this. Do you use her toothbrush as well?
haveachat 1
Are you retarded? Re-read the post! Op clearly states that her Mom was talking to op's sister and referring to op. FYL man
FYLDeep 26
Eh whatever, same thing goes to the sister. Tell her what I just told OP. And remind her to breathe while you're at it. She sounds too dumb for words.