Health: Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use...

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

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Sunday 25 December 2011 15:59

It appears that your mom's razor sharp words have cut you too deep.

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Sunday 25 December 2011 15:56

do you know what you have? lol

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Saturday 31 December 2011 10:28

LOL!!!!

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Sunday 29 January 2012 19:10

Tell your sis that you got everything from your mum :)

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Monday 27 January 2014 3:13

It's true though, you shouldn't share razors. But it's just as much about what she might have as what you might. :P

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Thursday 2 December 2021 16:15

Damn 😬

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