Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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Top comments
upyourzlolz 11
It appears that your mom's razor sharp words have cut you too deep.
lanitotherescue 1
do you know what you have? lol
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Comments (64)
plol1994 2
You shouldn't share razors anyways, but awh that's mean :(
rachbat00 0
You should see someone about that...
Gringe 1
Oh and the person was already carrying the disease the cuts just let it into the body... This is very different seeing as it was not transfered through a razorblade. It is very hard for bacteria to live on something such as the blade of a razor (assuming it is supposed to live at 98.6F) soooo very slim chances...
joewaka89 0
Dirty ****
joewaka89 0
Dirty ****
ame_franky 0
it's true though you never know all moms say that about their kids after a while. I was told don't share drinks with mine while my sister was in high school. then again my sister did a lot of "sharing" but even so you never truly know
HunterAlpha1 8
this is the kind of thing people say about you when you screw anything with a pulse.
brekab8 14
LOL some mother you have!!
I_love_your_pain 0
Close your legs
kristena103 14
Well what do u have?