Anonymous
United States
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Contact
Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML
start waxing
Inappropriate behavior
Today, for the third time, I had to tell my stepfather to stop using my razor. It seems when I told him last time that I use it on my armpits, that only encouraged the behaviour. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Anonymous
Hygiene 101
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
pinkrazorsare4men
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
jessie
Different together
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
hairdresser
Thailand
Good one, mom
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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upyourzlolz 11
It appears that your mom's razor sharp words have cut you too deep.
lanitotherescue 1
do you know what you have? lol
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Comments (64)
babyluv 0
Youre a ****. lol
koolkat27 13
look whos talking. lol
kateheartswaffle 0
Generally a bad idea to share razors anyway. Nasty things other than STDs, such as staph, can spread. Your mum sounds a little mean if she doesn't have a reason to think you're sexually active..
jaredjudd21 2
Why would your sister share a razor with you anyways. That's almost like incest.
Braginskyyy 6
That's disgusting, irrational and totally not funny.
cj7geojeep 0
Please, Jared, explain...why the hell is that like incest? Its a razor..not a giant purple *****.
spazz666 18
75, ....I thought it was kind of funny. Get a sense of humor (;
22jrdn55 15
I'm sensing that your own mother thinks you're a sl*t. FYL But she's right, sharing things that maybe contaminated with blood leads to catastrophic consequences. again FYL
onlyoncamera 0
Lol
DocBastard 40
Just tell her it's ok, stupid isn't contagious. Do it quickly without thinking about it. Trust me.
HogwartsDropout7 0
Merry Christmas.
xoxPatrina 8
You're moms just trying to teach your sister young, not to get around.... (:
hateevryone 15
that's so mean
raghavk 2
I dont know why moms are like that. :/