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Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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You Are just now farting in front of him? ...

#1 - On 12/05/2011 at 5:37am by AsianCookie247

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How did you survive for 26 years and never farting in front of him?!? Thats some extreme control *claps and nods* lol

#5 - On 12/05/2011 at 5:42am by sariannacanna

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