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Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39965) - you deserved it (14659)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:22am - health - by muffin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Before I read the last sentence I was really hoping it'd say "A rash-tache." But it didn't, and that made me sad.

#3 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:07am by vacuumtubes

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#3 FTW

#5 - On 05/10/2009 at 10:10am by inerdablanket

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