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Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML


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On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)

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You deserve it, for doing jazz aerobics.

#2 - On 08/29/2011 at 5:53pm by Haganbottom234

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I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...

#6 - On 08/29/2011 at 5:55pm by blumsden

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