Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML
by Me / 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm / United States (Florida) / Health
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Tell your toilet to quit being so full of shit!
#4 - On 06/20/2011 at 5:08pm by HippoCampus
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0-1 Toilet wins.
#2 - On 06/20/2011 at 5:07pm by miserypoison
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