Health: Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick...

By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By shiiiiit - 15/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

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By waxer150 - 22/03/2015 22:32 - United States - Ashtabula

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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By SpontaneousAM - 15/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 18:00

Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML

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Friday 31 December 2010 12:27

oh my god :0 this seems like something that would happen in an episode of family guy

pertained 12

Friday 31 December 2010 12:21

thats gotta hurt

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chewbacca69 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:20

how is this a fml?

rottentomatoes 7

Friday 31 December 2010 12:20

i think it hurt, but it wasnt too bad, i think? I have never waxed.

devileyekill 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:21

I know right? So what now you're permanently blind. toughen up, pussy.

Bubblerider 3

Friday 31 December 2010 12:20

this is an fmd for f*ck my day.

pertained 12

Friday 31 December 2010 12:21

thats gotta hurt

spoke1396 4

Friday 31 December 2010 14:39

sue tht bitch

abi96 0

Friday 31 December 2010 15:37

anyone else wondering how hairy his chest was?

KelseyLovesYouu 2

Friday 31 December 2010 16:30

^i wass

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Friday 31 December 2010 17:51

me 2

Dr_PooPingDung 0

Friday 31 December 2010 22:10

Now I whanna watch the forty year old virgin. FML

WeeGee_fml 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 3:37

damn you beat me to the punch! i was gonna make a crack about the 40 year old virgin. that movie kinda sucked but had it's funny moments

talun 10

Friday 31 December 2010 12:24

That burns. Did you scorch compensation from her?

mercedes3210 6

Friday 31 December 2010 12:25

Ouch, free eye wax!

amayaa_fml 7

Friday 31 December 2010 12:27

oh my god :0 this seems like something that would happen in an episode of family guy

starile 19

Friday 31 December 2010 12:28

Now you have SHINEY NEW EYES! Why don't you leave her a nice tip of a swift kick in the shin?

percawesome 0

Friday 31 December 2010 13:07

Wrong kind of waxing >.> I've had strands get in my hair before, but ouch, OP, ouch.

percawesome 0

Friday 31 December 2010 13:12

okay now I'm laughing thinking of someone getting their chest waxed like with a buffer for floors hahaha

starile 19

Friday 31 December 2010 15:45

shiney new chest :D

FYLDeep 25

Friday 31 December 2010 12:38

"Emotional distress". Remember those words OP.

ramboman19 8

Friday 31 December 2010 12:41

ouch that sounds so painful! I'm cringing just thinking about it? wouldn't you go blind from that?

CoonAndFriends 0

Friday 31 December 2010 15:09

Exactly. >,<

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Friday 31 December 2010 18:21

I think the liquid in their eye would make it harden pretty fast. so maybe not.

olii_fml 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 13:14

I don't know if it would harden that quickly but that stuff is super hot

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 1 January 2011 18:25

yeah but it's not like it would just sit there and burn a hole in their eye.

SummerCheerGirl 0

Friday 31 December 2010 12:42

daaanng

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:20

Says the American.

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