Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3 a.m., screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML
Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML
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jewban 3
you have shitty frends I swear to god if they did that to me I would rip off their ****/ nuts off
Dweron 0
i have some sleeping disorder I just can't remember what it's called. I can only sleep every couple of days so I know your pain D:
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Comments (136)
SupermarioAhmad6 0
Like #1 Sleepin pills
El_patron 0
14 fail in life...
perdix 31
The good news is with your hallucinations, you are not going to have to waste the calories on beer trying to join everyone in an altered state. Party on!
Nixot 0
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Zmeilerr 22
And the award for the stupidest, most incomprehensible comment goes to..
DocBastard 40
I'd like to nominate element115 for his sheer brilliance: "ya for haulusonations" please.
pike1346 3
that is why u need to stop smoking meth
Mehness 0
Selena, troll, get a room pl0x. kthxbye
wcstcomic 0
I was gonna suggest that you hallucinated posting on FML, but, what the hell am I doing here, then?
10jsly 1
maybe you're asleep right nowoowowowow
meganasoarus 0
hahhaah el patron. i love that picture.
Selena_is_back 7
63, I'm going to suscribe you a medication called "have fun and don't be lame and boring" come back in a few years. -Dr. Bananananananany.