Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3 a.m., screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, after 3 nights of insomnia, I was finally able to doze off. My boyfriend woke me up just to ask which soda in the fridge was mine. FML
Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML
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jewban 3
you have shitty frends I swear to god if they did that to me I would rip off their ****/ nuts off
Dweron 0
i have some sleeping disorder I just can't remember what it's called. I can only sleep every couple of days so I know your pain D:
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Comments (136)
Dweron 0
i have some sleeping disorder I just can't remember what it's called. I can only sleep every couple of days so I know your pain D:
Shootamonkey3 0
Damn so you get to play xbox all night! :D
KCThaEclipse33 0
damn Thts Crazy
devileyekill 0
lol sleep every couple of days. You would die.
fthku 13
I believe it's called Madeupshitosis.
acdc923 0
OP: Dude tell your friends to screw off. You can ******* die from lack of sleep!
elite_stoner 0
go drink, smoke a few bowls and your ass will just fall asleep sometime later, mar!juana is natures sleeping pill smoke it and quit b!tching
daisiebud 18
between adhd and anxiety, i've had insomnia since i was a toddler. if someone woke me up in the middle of the night just to party, i don't even know what i'd do, but i'm pretty positive they wouldn't be my friends anymore after that.
PinkieKeen 20
134 obviously is always high because marijuana isn't the ducking solution solution to every single problem.
jewban 3
you have shitty frends I swear to god if they did that to me I would rip off their ****/ nuts off
Cookie00Munsta 0
FYI, a jewban is probably the coolest thing I've ever heard (:
MacNuggets 0
lols she could have politely decline and tell them about her problem of insomnia. :(
infamousego 0
and thats why no one likes Jews
xDexterMorganx 0
I second that
bente123 6
good thing: you can save money on drugs for the party!
olive47_fml 0
pshh LSD is getting pricey dont cha know
Nick_1993 2
right now it's 4:15am and I have to wake up at 7 for work. I hardly ever sleep
nathan5 0
I get my full 8 hours every night. Just thought I'd point that out there, sorry....
KRS_13 0
i never get sleep either. not because i cant, just cuz i dont wanna. lol
jagd 0
I got it too. wanna know my method to sleep? vodka
tencentsakiss 19
That seems healthy. Delicious and healthy.
jagd 0
it is delicious, but not very healthy
Forever_Hyper 0
This is an abnormal occurrence for you?
im_wilder 0
pull the plug or do something and if all fails just join them until you actually drop and they shut themselves.
im_wilder 0
shit* stupid iPhone correction!
DatWhiteGuy 0
I feel your pain on that one, bro.
awesomeguy1221 4
Get new friends?
krazeeguy 0
that's what you get for not partying with your friends... the hallucinations would go great with loud music and alcohol.
gooBUZZ 0
No, that solution is just too easy... OP would never consider doing something easy that fixes the problem, sir.