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By gorgeousgirl - 12/03/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was called gorgeous for the first time in 4 years. By a robot. A female robot. Who was trying to sell me cosmetics. FML

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By charapos - 26/10/2021 11:00

Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML

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By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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You deserved it 8 380

By anon - 12/04/2015 10:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML

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You deserved it 2 484

By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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You deserved it 6 738

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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You deserved it 78 609

By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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You deserved it 213

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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You deserved it 166

By Queso Dog - 02/10/2012 14:42 - Japan

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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matt1337c 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

was she hot?

Litschi 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:22

maybe if you buy her cosmetics, someone real will call you gorgeous, too

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matt1337c 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

was she hot?

writergirl69 0

Monday 27 September 2010 5:08

robots don't have sexes, they're machines

sykes831 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

there is a first time for anything :) even if it means being called beautiful from a robot.

AndreaHaha 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:33

aww have you tryd a makeover or somthing Hun but then again it doesn't matter as long as you love the way you look ya know?

Geek4life_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

Liking the shiny ones are nothing to be ashamed of OP.

Litschi 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:22

maybe if you buy her cosmetics, someone real will call you gorgeous, too

star_86 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:35

^ this! Op did you buy the make-up?

htownlove 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:26

from easy, breezy, beautiful....covergirl lol

tehamericanboy94 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 7:47

Easy and breezey huh... More girls should get easy and breezey. God bless America.

i_heart_boobies 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:23

does she have a

Zynris 10

Monday 26 August 2013 8:09

Penis? No.

lettertjes 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:27

Of course everybody needs a compliment once in a while to maintain self-esteem, but they do not need to contain the word 'gorgeous'. If someone called you gorgeous four years ago, you're probably still nice-looking.

_Leanne 0

Friday 12 March 2010 13:57

second

spiderman0606 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:26

You can gain a lot of weight in 4 years.

Eddie_Paints 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:28

That's not all she was trying to sell you!

Wolfex999 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:28

Technically the robot was an it. Just saying.

nessimonster 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:30

ha fyl

Roflmaaark 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:31

Not really a FML, but I know how you feel :(.

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