Miscellaneous: Zargon 3000

Of course everybody needs a compliment once in a while to maintain self-esteem, but they do not need to contain the word 'gorgeous'. If someone called you gorgeous four years ago, you're probably still nice-looking.

_Leanne 0

Friday 12 March 2010 13:57

second

spiderman0606 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:26

You can gain a lot of weight in 4 years.

Eddie_Paints 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:28

That's not all she was trying to sell you!

Wolfex999 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:28

Technically the robot was an it. Just saying.

nessimonster 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:30

ha fyl

Roflmaaark 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:31

Not really a FML, but I know how you feel :(.

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Aujourd'hui, lors d'un dîner de famille, ma mère m'a proposé de m'offrir des draps. J'en ai demandé en rouge, ma couleur préférée. Puis, mon frère lance, haut et fort : "C'est pour camoufler tes tâches de sang de règles ?" Tout le monde a entendu. VDM

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Aujourd'hui, le mec qui me plaît se met à côté de moi en maths alors qu'il n'y est pas d'habitude. La prof lui demande immédiatement de retourner à sa place habituelle. Il répond : "Mais madame, j'suis à côté d'Elsa, je parlerai pas." Logique. VDM

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Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment. FML

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Today, I fell asleep while watching a movie. My puppy took this opportunity to help himself to half a gallon of vegetable oil. FML

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Today, I was no longer being considered for the counselor position at a prestigious university because of a social media check. It wasn’t anything on my profile, it was comments I'd made on public posts, laced with profanity and insults towards other commenters. There goes my Christmas. FML

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Today, I walked in on my husband jerking off to his friend’s dance videos on YouTube. He “swears on his mother’s grave” he only sees her as a friend. The worst part? He’s never in the mood to have sex because he’s been getting “migraines” when achieving erections. FML

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