Love, Health and School: Today, at gym class, coach placed the boys on an "advanced level"...

By Dulok Warrior Princess - 10/09/2018 19:30 - United States - New York

Today, at gym class, coach placed the boys on an "advanced level" rope climb by having a girl cling on their back. I got paired with my crush. As he climbed, we were trailing behind so I cheered for him to go faster. He loudly responded, "Why don't you go on a diet!?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2024 09:00 - Canada

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By FattieFatFat - 05/09/2023 14:00

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By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

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What a trip

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 20:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I was in gym class with my crush. We were running around until she tripped over me. Now, she hates me, and says that I tripped her when everyone saw that she tripped over me, and she hates me now. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 14:30

Today, I was rejected by my crush at work, because I'm "too ripped." FML

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By thatfatkid - 10/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

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real life problems 26

Tuesday 11 September 2018 1:37

This seems like a really weird thing to happen in gym class..

clair_brodie 35

Sunday 2 September 2018 6:43

You should have asked him why can't he be stronger.

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clair_brodie 35

Sunday 2 September 2018 6:43

You should have asked him why can't he be stronger.

real life problems 26

Tuesday 11 September 2018 1:37

This seems like a really weird thing to happen in gym class..

Cali 54

Tuesday 11 September 2018 16:57

I had a gym teacher that did birthday spankings. Anything is possible!

real life problems 26

Wednesday 12 September 2018 4:27

That just sounds like a child molesteror.

Cali 54

Wednesday 12 September 2018 17:20

The 90s were wild.

tounces7 27

Friday 14 September 2018 6:15

Yeah things that were normal back then would probably qualify as a sort of harassment these days.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 September 2018 2:30

Or, don’t lose weight and crush him, literally.

Skylar 1

Tuesday 11 September 2018 3:15

Oh..he doesn't get girl's mind.You deserve better

tenniemo 19

Tuesday 11 September 2018 4:09

This sounds like it’s from a tv show or something. Things like this don’t happen in PE in schools.

Kurliez408 32

Tuesday 11 September 2018 6:48

wtf what gym teacher does that??

interesting33 36

Tuesday 11 September 2018 8:10

I am guessing he was probably joking and I wouldn't worry about it. I would be far more concerned with that 'advanced level's thing. it seems very sexist and frankly weird. It can't be good for a boy's back to carry a girl up a rope so he could be damaging them, and if they fell and landed on top of each other it could be a real problem. not to mention he is getting you two to touch a lot and it is perpetuating the stereotype of the 'strong' male and the female can't do anything and should just let the man do all the work. I think you should complain to the headteacher.

Razell 13

Tuesday 18 September 2018 1:19

<i>"it is perpetuating the stereotype of the 'strong' male and the female can't do anything and should just let the man do all the work." </i> ... really? It's weird enough that they're making the boy's rope-climb more challenging by using the girls as... self-adjusting deadweight (they can't afford weighted vests?), and you have to go make it weirder by bring in feminist literary criticism? Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, dude!