KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
me
Carthage, United States
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
seaweedlady
United States
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Anonymous
United States
Not now!
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
dpl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML
lobotomy pls
Tappahannock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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livgasms 4
classy.
Lukeloveshugs 8
Why didn't you just leave? its not as if she can follow you while taking a dump.
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Comments (188)
user115 0
what a sh!tty convo.... ZING!
KingOfOreos 0
no puns intended
Legendslayer222 26
"So say this toilet represents you, and THIS represents your boyfriend..." Eww, hopefully the conversation wasn't like that at all!
lmaoatall 6
STOP iT! you just described an Alabama hotpocket!
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Haha just Like on Friday.
KingOfOreos 0
could of been your dad while he was taking a dump so be happy
wellinever 5
That's an image that will stay with you every time you have sex for the rest of your life. I can see how this might be an FML.
hippie_lover123 6
lmfao
Sara00 0
Haha, mom's these days... (;
Daederoth 10
This seems to be more of a WTF than a FML.
Ugi 26
If asked, I would have struggled to think of any way that "the talk" could be made more cringe-worthy. This would do it! FYL
TAHK 11
she was held in place. so, what was forcing you to stay and listen?
Abagtias 0
hahahahahah. That is too funny! ;)