KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
me
Carthage, United States
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
seaweedlady
United States
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Anonymous
United States
Not now!
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
dpl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML
lobotomy pls
Tappahannock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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livgasms 4
classy.
Lukeloveshugs 8
Why didn't you just leave? its not as if she can follow you while taking a dump.
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Comments (188)
Mpower121 2
be thankful it wasn't while she was for fornicating :p
rykerman33 0
what were you doing? lol
Lexi_Ray 5
hopefully the door was closed
lawl_pwnd 0
even then why would she call you to the door while she was ********!?
Parazad 16
At least you're more knowledgeable?
Zebidee 8
"Honey, come here for a second! This is what it's like to give birth!! Unnnngggggg....."
cimh 9
lol that made me laugh! ...but I guess the "unnnngggg..." while giving birth is still louder.
tmmundy 17
lol...yes, a lot louder. I speak from experience.
MrXerxes5 6
see sometimes it's good to multi-task around those things that are easy to do. talking and ******** are two great examples.
redbluegreen 40
You'd think your mother would know by now that birds and bees have very little to do with each other.
Eggers 2
What planet are you from?
redbluegreen 40
A small one about 4.37 light years from the Alpha Centauri. It's called Earth. Also, it's called a joke you impeccable idiot.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
The birds and the bees? Your mom ********? At the same time? How did you not vomit?!
iBilal 0
23TH I AM COOL
HeyImJuli 3
awkward!! u shouldve kept her talking and then walk away quietly