You're under arrest

poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
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13BlackCat 2

why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

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keidus324 6

That's when you show up to school in uniform and make the teacher eat her words. People are such dicks when they think they're right, make her feel like an idiot :D

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alphabetsoup25 4

Be glad it wasn't a gun. FYL, but make sure you keep that gun and tazer away from him. He wants to be like his daddy though, and thats cute.

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myrakate 3

you should have showed up in your uniform

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newburton13 26

If that's the first thing that your son's teacher thinks, I would report them. Sounds like the kind of teacher that ends up having sex with a student. (Yes, I read the age in this FML. Read the damn news.)

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Mortalspirit 4

Whether it was a kinky toy or not, you left handcuffs in a not-hidden spot from your son and he handcuffed himself, who cares about shat the teacher thinks.

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Coolaidegirl 18

That's when you show up in uniform with the key

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v8nick97 11

I would have gone up there in full uniform to unlock the kid

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Nitrous_meth 12

Kids can climb. He might have put it up on top of a cupboard

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