Today, I didn't want to hang out with my girlfriend so I could binge watch Pawn Stars instead. When she asked me why not, I lied not very convincingly and said my mom was sick and needed my help. She now thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML
Today, I was so envious of my thin, pretty, genetically perfect sister getting a date that I lied to my mom, saying she was a prostitute. I made a fake escort page and used her pics. My mom lost her shit and kicked my sister out, but now the guilt is eating me up. FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
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Kurliez408 32
just tell her, couples don't have to be together all the time!
AmbrosiaFan 18
Dishonesty... what a way to end a relationship.
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AmbrosiaFan 18
Dishonesty... what a way to end a relationship.
Kurliez408 32
just tell her, couples don't have to be together all the time!
RichardPencil 30
You kind of are cheating on her. Not with another woman, but with idiotic TV. I'm not sure which one will be more hurtful when you get caught.
mfranks19891989 10
You could have told a half truth, like I’m not feeling great so I’m just going to stay in today/tonight and watch pawn stars.
JackWood 20
What made you think that lying was a good idea?
Sinshine 28
Why didn't you just tell her the truth..?
jkjorn 16
You know, I'd like to comment on this situation, I really would, but I just don't know enough about it.. mind if I call a buddy in on this? He knows all about this kind of thing and we'll get it all sorted out. Meanwhile, hang out & enjoy your solitude.
Jim Martin 7
But does she think that the government controls the weather?
Sheila Deville 15
Honesty is the best policy. It is the basis for trust and respect which are the pillars of any relationship. I hate to say you deserve it, as you didn't do anything horrible, but you kind of deserve it; a white lie is still a lie, all lies hurt. Omission of the whole truth is not lying but is manipulative, as such it is dishonest and unacceptable in a relationship.