Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
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Top comments
magicman13 9
He is a keeper OP.
mattjamt 16
Why reject him in a dream? Dreams are the one place where we can do whatever the hell we want.
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Comments (87)
WhatsOpTic 11
I'm a guy and I wouldn't decline kissing Robert Downey Jr
juan3611 14
He gots his priorities right.
therouni 23
I'm kinda with your boyfriend on this one. lol
kdm_km1 19
You blew it OP
creepyclowntown 10
I like his way of thinking
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
All I'm saying is, he's got his priorities right for sure.
dunicha 20
I gotta side with your bf on this one.
Tymaster5 22
You got an awesome boyfriend OP, I go gay for but I go even gayer for *cough* Jensen ackles *cough*
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
You dreamed that RDJr. was flirting with you and didn't immediately take full advantage of that? Dude, your boyfriend knows what's up.
Credibleskills 28
Thats both a FYL and a witty reply, i would say he knows his game.