Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
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Top comments
magicman13 9
He is a keeper OP.
mattjamt 16
Why reject him in a dream? Dreams are the one place where we can do whatever the hell we want.
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Comments (87)
DocDrose 20
he's right...
JohnTheLad 13
An unbreakable moral of yours that you felt was overlooked and brushed aside. Don't worry about it, feel good about where you stood.
soup_of_the_day 10
Sounds like he needs a reality check and you need an upgrade.
Lacist 19
So you are saying FML over a joke or was he serious.
moondoggie 20
Overly attached girlfriend is that you??? :-P I'm taking your bf's side OP. I'm happily married but that's the one of two persons i would cheat with :-P
russfml 31
Are you kidding? You should be happy he's not the over jealous type. Fhl lol
Defecately 18
duuuude! why refuse dream sex with him!
crystalxa 35
That sounds like a wonderful dream, minus the part about you rejecting him! Robert Downey Jr is to die for!!
flame5768 14
who the **** would reject iron man?
IxCallxBULLSHIT 9
Hahahahaha! I would've kissed RDJ if I were you...