Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
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Top comments
magicman13 9
He is a keeper OP.
mattjamt 16
Why reject him in a dream? Dreams are the one place where we can do whatever the hell we want.
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Comments (87)
Keattles 14
I couldn't even reject! I am not even gay! Just for him ;D well done!
Ghost308 11
He has a point haha
chocolatefrog28 29
You always take that deal, OP. RDJ should never be denied.
moondoggie 20
Agreed,and i'm a guy... That man is one good looking guy. If i was in OPs bf place.... woulda said the same...
it__happens 17
Your boyfriend just gave you permission to kiss Robert downy Jr.! Go get get yourself some.
worldclassrager 41
Never let him go...never...he is well worth it..
olpally 33
Why wouldn't you? It's just a dream you dork! Lol.
Shadowsofthedead 10
The only thing better than kissing the mouth that kissed the Iron Man would kissing the Iron Man himself, and that's your job... Lucky.
toxic_walrus 15
See I would WANT my boyfriend to have that outlook. My last boyfriend got pissed off once for getting on stage with and kissing a celebrity. But in no way do I regret it:P
MrRazzle 4
I get the feeling that "in my dream" should be in there somewhere, otherwise, that probably isn't something you should be proud of. =
toxic_walrus 15
Why wouldn't it be? Celebrities are seen as such untouchables and shes one of my favorite dancers. I would think it was totally badass if he got to, I don't see what the big deal is. It was a fun experience and I have 0% history of cheating so idk why it matters. Not like I left him for her or kept seeing her secretly.
cmb8280 24
Your. Boyfriend. Rocks.
Queen_of_Night 20
You've obviously got a man with a good sense of humor. Congrats on that OP. On the flip side, you should go and find RDJ get him to kiss you then tell your BF he can kiss the lips that really kissed the Iron Man! :)