WTF mom?
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML
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Top comments
ItsAnanya 25
OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.
DocBastard 40
Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.
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Comments (85)
ScarletBloom 14
You saw MAMA in your house?! RUN!!!!!!!
wonders8 3
Looks like you have a pretty nosy mom OP i think it's time you set her straight!
kazmie 8
time to change the locks!
Heat_Leech 7
Run. Run fast and run far!
olpally 33
It's op's house though. His mom needs to get the **** out.
awkward_gothlady 32
She's not exactly following her own advice if she's awake at that hour to tell you that...
Narutosuns2fan 12
Crazy mom, FYL OP.
Juneyah1017 9
Don't leave the spare key under the welcome mat.
Animekid126 13
Professional mom???
rogerover 19
Change the locks.
iteenlovequotes 19
im guessing she stole your key at some point and decided to make herself a copy