WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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ItsAnanya 25

OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.

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DocBastard 38

Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.

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Devorak2686 9

You need to teach her what boundaries are. Also new locks... More than one on the door.

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beneathitallxx 15

I'd laugh, tell her to mind her business and kick her out.

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BlueFlatts 20

You'd do that to your own mother at 1 in the morning? Who knows if OP lives within even a hundred miles of his mom. Besides, A mom who is "crazy" enough to check up on her kid randomly at 1am isn't going to leave without a fight.

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naxeeb 33

Gives "helicopter parenting" a whole new definition. Time to change the locks maybe?

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purebliss_fml 19

Mothers and their sons... If there's one thing I've learnt, they don't let go easily.

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Bano360 25

Well, why were you out so late young man? That's well past your bed time. I'm almost sure a few people won't understand that this is sarcasm.

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Myo_fml 20

If you have to explain that it was sarcasm, then the joke probably wasn't very good or clever to begin with.

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Bano360 25

Well due to the fact that most FML users seem to not understand or interpret sarcasm well, I decided to say it.

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challan 19

Your mom is a ninja.

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Frenchtony 17

There once was a young lad Who's mother drove tottaly mad He came home late at night On his couch she slept tight It's one, she told him, are you mad ?!

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olpally 32

The ****? Kick her ass out. She needs to cut the cord.

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WhoWhat_fml 10

I decided to hire a lock smith to change the locks and install new ones. That should solve it.

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punkyboy 11

that may not be enough you need to tell her that your a grown man and she needs to back off and let you make your own decisions on what you do

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Jemm_fml 29

All mothers want is a little attention, the occasional phone call and a loving gesture now and then. Not any of this silly "how did you get into my house" business.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

I totally agree with you but that may just cause problems with the mother and other siblings if OP has any not to mention the dad.

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Jemm_fml 29

What are you talking about, anus apple???

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