Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML
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Top comments
ItsAnanya 25
OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.
DocBastard 40
Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.
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Comments (85)
XanderJayNix 17
Well, if you weren't out so late, you'd know how she got into your house.
Summoner_T3L 15
Dead bolts and an alarm system sound like good invedtments OP
Erery 16
Moms....they're annoying but care about you (too much) have a talk with her if that doesn't help she might need "help"
Bcfrmkc816 17
Good comment makes sense to me
spartanMKIV 9
change the locks. she is also technically trespassing, so you can call the cops
pwrofoz 5
dont lie you know u still live at home jk but i would get those locks changed
strapper88 6
I live with my Uncle while I'm getting back on my feet and he doesn't care when I come home just as long as I'm quiet coming in since his bedroom is right by the front door. Thankfully I can have a big night out on the piss come home smashed and still not make a sound.
LifeOfAnRN 18
My mom once called me to yell at 2am because she was staying at my house to babysit and when she went to the bathroom she thought I was home and found out I wasn't. I was 36. I feel for you. Some mothers just aren't able to see you as an adult. FYL
lagrimae 9
I would say.“ Mom, this is my house with my rule. so therefore OUT!"
simsgirlgem 25
my mom rants at my younger sister who has two semesters left in college for not calling her at nine of her old curfew
Bcfrmkc816 17
Wow that's strange
kidsgotastinky 11
Plot twist: you live with your mom