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By roobb - 09/08/2009 23:11 - Canada

Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML

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By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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You deserved it 3 154

By rert - 16/07/2019 06:00

Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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You deserved it 4 151

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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You deserved it 2 935

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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Peroxide 3

Monday 10 August 2009 11:43

you should have gone through with it and introduced yourself "hi im emma's bf, you must be her dad, it's nice to meet you sir" = WIN

picturetaker 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:17

maybe she's a gold digger?

Comments

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:15

Two words: Silver. Fox. Big age differences start to lose their creepiness as you age. Oh, and plexico, we need a number. If you're serious about being older, you can't cop out and not give us a number. I mean, c'mon, you spend too much time on here to refuse.

Egghaus 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:20

Kill her.

Imalex1 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:50

Yes.

unhacked21 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 0:15

walking away was ur first mistake. ur second mistake was not running toward them, grabbing a chair and hitting him with it.

reetah 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:21

see, the FML would be "My girlfriend is cheating on me WITH MY DAD."

syndacit 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 14:43

Whoa! Dude that's nasty. She could be a gold digger.

MTBowen11191993 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:11

Well you never know. Maybe it is her dad and he saw you. >.< Happened to me once, disturbingly enough. -.-

tiger_88 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 9:07

my ex cheated on me with a 14 yr old. i feel ur pain

Mortoli 30

Saturday 21 May 2016 21:01

hope you reported him if he too old for her.

ohman_this_sucks 0

Friday 25 June 2010 4:04

I'm a little late on this, but just found this site the other day. A few years ago, my gf of SIX years cheated on me with an old man... as far as I know she is still with him 5-6 years later. She was my age, which is now 32. I believe he would be 60 this year. Bleeeeehhhhhhh! Old Balls..... :S