Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17
It's funny how people like you turn out.
Zedd_fml 8
Karma is a bitch,ain't it.
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Comments (256)
pnutbutternjelly 15
Ans that is the time that all dorky people who were ever made fun of in high school get their revenge. the cool mean jocks end up fat, bald and working a dead end job. The bitchy hot cheerleaders end up alcoholics with nine kids. The kids who were mocked end up with a nice job, house and wife.
RedPillSucks 33
Unfortunately, they also end up with an automatic weapon, a bag full of clips, a bullet proof vest and a theatre full of dead bodies.
reaganomics 6
#72 you mean semi-automatic weapon and the guy wasn't picked on he was clinically insane...psychiatrist's fault more than anyone's, he should have been in an institution...
habibiiiiiii 2
That's such bs. Of course they would say he was clinically insane. People don't want to believe that some people are just assholes. They always have to find a reason to justify the actions of a jackass.
tisvana20 6
Antisocial or Sociopathic disorders would both be used for someone being clinically insane. And yes, they are insane, and they can be assholes. It's not bullshit, it's a mental disorder. However, there are many people like that who are "broken" and need to be kept far away from living creatures.
reaganomics 6
Really #99 ? The amount of thumbs up you got is a testament to the ignorance of people these days. So I'm guessing chemical imbalances in the brain are not real either? Psychology and Science must be wrong, after all that would make perfect sense!!! Read the damn story...he went to three psychiatrists, including the director of mental health for Colorado University
pantherpride98 10
Or husband :) can't wait to get out of high school!
Lil_Mac1213 2
That's Karma. YDI, OP
Trisha_aus 15
this Karma..I like it.
Colonel_Lexi 18
118-ANOTHER! *throws karma on the ground*
pantherprincess 6
Oh the irony.
ASD_K 11
Asshole. Ydi for being that kind of person.
megapeyt 17
You had it coming
lovepandorasaver 11
Thank you for making her day and ours, one of the few times I would be ok with a officer using the full extent of the law.
challan 19
This is truly the best FML! That must have made her whole week op! Maybe her year!
Starscreamer 5
Actually, I have to disagree. I've been bullied in high school - and it was so hard to bear, that sometimes I would come home and imagine, how I could have slaughtered all of the bullies. But somehow, when I saw one of my tormentors recently, and saw, how many problems he has in his life right now... I didn't even feel myself relieved. I guess, people, who become happy and get from their lives, what they want, do not really care, if their enemy suffers or not. That girl might have thought: "Justice!", when she saw her bully, but I think, she even felt a little sorry for her somewhere deep in her soul. Well, I do not. YDI.
lexiieeex3 32
Lol I hate people like you. Have fun in jail asshole.
kroekdog 7
I bet she enjoyed that
lexiieeex3 32
Even I enjoyed that.
FuzzyJack 15
You had a few years of laughter about her. Now it's her turn to laugh about you. I love karma