ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Wrong 'un - FML

Wrong 'un

By TheBeautifulOne - 23/08/2012 13:42 - United Kingdom - Ayr

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

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By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML

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By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

It's funny how people like you turn out.

Zedd_fml 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

Karma is a bitch,ain't it.

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JCxParkour 3

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:08

That's Karma for ya. ;)

stfuNOWplease 6

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:10

Karma: a funny way of God getting revenge for you; if you're lucky, he will let you watch.

lexi365 20

Thursday 23 August 2012 22:29

Amen to that.

Laurenlou 24

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:01

Karma is a Hindu belief that good deeds will be rewarded with good things in your life, and bad actions would be returned to you as well. Karma has nothing to do with God. God doesn't put out revenge. I suppose some people have mixed beliefs, but often times the word "karma" is miss-used in this way. (Much like the commenters on this FML.) Just wanted to clear that up!

skittlestrailmix 14

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:37

Funny how things go full circle.

southernbelle808 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:37

Haha that's actually really funny. Sucks you got arrested cause thatll screw you for life but at least she got her day made(:

CetaBabe 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:38

Wow.... funny how life bites you in the but like that. *note sarcasm* Just goes to show that the ones you pick on (smart people, people who are different, "drama geeks" and the like) will be the ones either making more money in a month than you in a year, or ruling your miserable life!

nancyschmancy 9

Friday 24 August 2012 11:49

Ceta, that was the most hacked up post, ever!

Mac1516 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:57

Karmas a bitch

Special_Psycho 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 21:10

You never shoulda ******* made fun of the girl in the first place ********! You deserved it to the tenth power!

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 23 August 2012 21:21

In a civil society, the people that pass judgement are called "Judges". There are lots of causes where people have the right to pass judgement. Just because no one is perfect doesn't mean no one should try to do the right thing.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Thursday 23 August 2012 21:24

I guess we'll be seeing you in jail soon, huh?

doglover100 28

Thursday 23 August 2012 21:31

That's karma. You shouldn't have made fun of her.

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