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By Anonymous - 14/02/2022 22:01

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Today, my boyfriend truly is a master of efficiency, by successfully cutting sex down to one minute for a back massage, 1-2 minutes of foreplay, 20 seconds of penetration, 4-5 minutes lying on his back trying to catch his breath, followed by 8 hours of sleep, including gorilla-like snoring. FML
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It's great that he's prioritizing his self-care by ensuring he gets sufficient sleep. You're going to be rewarded with many, many years of quick sex. What a lucky gal!

It’s not normal to be out of breath after so little efforts. He should exercise more.

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It's great that he's prioritizing his self-care by ensuring he gets sufficient sleep. You're going to be rewarded with many, many years of quick sex. What a lucky gal!

If you can be one thing be efficient.

It’s not normal to be out of breath after so little efforts. He should exercise more.