Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
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Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML
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hiitisbrooke 28
aha atleast he has to pay child support
fadingaway 17
Kill him :)
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Comments (143)
JonathanRawr 0
Better than leaving forever?
zZsleeperrZz 0
well. at least it's not permanent? I say dump the jerk for good.
bebz_fml 0
No pretty sure it's not
the_flirtt 0
what's up with all this baby mama drama
osemness 0
fail
marinus_fml 19
he's just an idiot, and that's a lame ass excuse of trying to say 'we can stay friends.'
jack59splat59 0
Haha! What the hell!? That makes no sense!
robertdr 0
that is awesome bj him when u miss him only girls can f whoever they want its called pop, power of poontay
zZsleeperrZz 0
woah 16, is that you in your prpfile picturr?
Averizzle 0
Lol 16 if you phrased that better it would of been hilarious.
lost12 0
watch the expendables!!!!
marinus_fml 19
#26 ye it's me 7 months ago :) #29 too bad English isn't my first language then. :( how could it have been funny?
m1j3 0
Yeah it could be worse he could never come back
nicoya505 0
he just gojnna keep doing u as friends anyways
jack59splat59 0
34, at least your grammar isn't as bad as 19.
Football_5tar_JR 0
51 I can't get over how ugly you are. And how every comment you post is just useless. Like this one.
nerdsgetmehot 22
#56, Though #51's posts do seem to be lacking in punctuation, capitalization, etc., I see no reason to bash his physical appearance. That's pretty unnecessary...
azn_pridee69 0
wow 56.. ur a bitch
_TONGAN_ 5
#34-u said 7 months ago like as in ur outta shape now or wut?
marinus_fml 19
#69 either I'm even bigger now, or I'm indeed outa shape now. too bad it's the latter. FML. i hate the winter :P
sourgirl101 28
Haha OP's husband still wants her ju-ju beads!
fatguy805 0
i love how people talk mad shit to eachother
Specterk50 0
ha ya...this guy sounds so topsy turvy, he'll be back in a couple days
Ang3ll 0
I agreee
elizzcbs13 0
don't forget to take a lot of his money in child support, and then date one of his friends. =)
heyred 11
Let me guess - there's a new WoW expansion coming out?!
lmx_fml 0
nope. its some maple story shit.
BigBearSome 0
Wow, Im sorry you missed your period, but stop being a bitch!
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
That's what's wrong with people.
DemonicFatty 2
haha
starile 19
As humorous as this *does* initially sound, it's a pretty sad situation. He's an ass, but before divorce, try marriage counseling to see where things went wrong and perhaps try to save your marriage. He might be able to get an attitude adjustment. If he's even conceiving "dating" or getting back together in any way, you probably shouldn't be separating in the first place. Give your marriage a fighting chance. If you split, leave his dumb ass in the dust forever.
allenrotstein 0
awesome
eazyeeze 0
Booty call
kkbanks 0
oh that's sucks mann....(x
hiitisbrooke 28
aha atleast he has to pay child support
Trollz4daLULZ 1
YDI for.... ...letting him live?
fmlsxmakexmyxday 0
you can do better... YDI for having a husband YDI for being married for three years and having a baby YDI for not satisfying him sexually to wanna leave
Trollz4daLULZ 1
Hey, I'm allowed to be merciful to an OP every once in a while! This was a REAL FML, as opposed to the usual whining.
Geiko_fml 0
Troll? Merciful? The world is going to end. It is an FML though. Really freaking sucks.
YouRuckingFetard 0
Owned.
bivi_cs 0
haha:D at least he'll still be around
Surfer7456 7
That does suck, but I'm sure you'll be fine without him :-p
flirty19 0
that's why you don't get married!! ;)
sourgirl101 28
Not everyone has a shitty marrige. How about saying 'Make sure you marry the right person'?
zenti 2
It's pretty hard to say who is the right person, though. A lot of people who get married think they're getting married to the right person, but several years later something like this happens.
sourgirl101 28
I totally agree with you. However, people do not marry who they do not date, yet they still settle and date A- holes. I'm not saying people don't change but it's rare that their whole personality changes too.
Tomatobee 4
Am I the only one who finds it redundant when the person with the word "flirty" in their name is also the same person who said "don't get married"?