Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of three years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no-no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML
Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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Top comments
coolcocoxxx 12
Get out of that. Now.
friedpwnadge 25
She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.
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Comments (150)
NotABumbleBee 1
Get out while you still can!
axlrose1996 3
She's not worth it!
fantita495 19
Sorry, but I don't see the correlation between stripping for money and being ready for marriage...
pandalover69 26
It's the fact that she won't have sex with him or let him ********** but she strips online for men to ********** to her. She's not marriage material. You don't marry someone like that if you want it to last.
geekbuscus 19
I don't normally join the chorus of "leave him/her!" but I'm going to have to this time. There are way too many red flags here. You may be in love with her but this is NOT healthy. Get out of that relationship.
vlalam 24
Are u sure she is the one for u? From ur fml desc, it doesn't seem so... Run away if u can before it's too late bro!!!
bryan788 29
dude you need to move on fast. she has issues
TheMystery13 13
You should be damn glad you ain't married to her. Ditch the bitch.
gabagabaheyu 10
think very clearly about this situation before you decide you want this FOREVER.
irishman41 1
She's a ***** bail !
roflstomp716 19
Don't play that shit bro