Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of three years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no-no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML
Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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Top comments
coolcocoxxx 12
Get out of that. Now.
friedpwnadge 25
She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.
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Comments (150)
gingaa96 18
You don't have to put on your red light, Roxanne
ohSNAPyall 27
You don't have to sell your body to the Net
avapaige1234 19
Lol I can almost imagine the voice of that guy singing El Tango de Roxanne
rdnkchevy 9
Yeah I would get the hell out of that relationship
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Run fast and run long!
Sirmrcrowley 12
Hit her with a potato. If she comes back, wait.....that may not be how that saying goes!! Just hit her with a potato and let me know how it goes!!
olpally 33
She's too stupid to be in a marriage with. Get the **** out.
JuzReading 23
The fact that you got rejected twice after proposing should tell you she's not the one.
Petey801 5
Leave that beezy! She's not worth it!
knoxxx 22
Your life definitely sucks, but you deserve it for staying in a relationship with her. She probably doesn't have intentions of actually marrying you. It sounds controlling and unhealthy, time to break up, OP.
beaverteaser 16
so do you have to pay to see her strip online?
Garrett2818 21
Bail!!