Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of three years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no-no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML
Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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Top comments
coolcocoxxx 12
Get out of that. Now.
friedpwnadge 25
She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.
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Comments (150)
an3ph 20
Run like the hounds of hell are after you.
writerfighter 12
Maybe she's worth keeping. Personally as a girl who wants to wait till she's married, it's more of my v card is only something I can give once and I want to make sure your the right person to give it too.
askullnamedbilly 33
She's taking her clothes off for money. I am pretty damn sure she's not actually a virgin, and since she's expecting OP not to ********** but is ready to take money from men masturbating to her, she is definitely not worth keeping.
squideth 18
Sorry but being a virgin doesn't make you better than shit. It's a choice one makes for themselves and that's it. Nothing special about it and OP should most definitely not stay in an abusive relationship just because of it.
rocker_chick23 27
#53: Why would OP stay with a stupid hypocritical bitch who think it's fine for her to strip and most likely touches herself online and not let OP **********?
pandalover69 26
You're the first post I've seen out of at least 100 that is on the girlfriend's side. Either you identify with her, you're joking, or you're such hipster that you don't want to agree with anyone else.
lysx84 24
"V-card"? Anyone using the phrase "v-card" is clearly too young to be having sex anyway. I'm very glad you have maintained your virtue. That is, however, entirely irrelevant to the FML.
ifunny_user28 4
Leave that relationship
anthony99 14
The good news is, she probably does anal
CrazyMelvin 14
Talk to her to find out her reasoning, then dump her
hockeybear77 12
Dude you gotta dump her.. If she's camming she's not for u. She's only suppose to do that for u lol
thunderniron 22
Time to move on. This one's got a major crack in her brain. :-/
worldclassrager 41
I think that should end or she needs to get things straight...
XxRedemption3xX 9
Leave the *****.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Don't ever propose again, at this rate she won't be ready for anything in your future. Leave that and find somebody who isn't a hypocrite.