Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of three years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no-no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML
Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML
Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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Top comments
coolcocoxxx 12
Get out of that. Now.
friedpwnadge 25
She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.
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Comments (150)
liv2ski97 4
Dump her. Asap
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Run. Far away. Now. And be thankful she's held to the no-sex policy. Otherwise, you might be married and even have kids by now.
xSphinx 18
drop that Bitch, she doesn't know what the **** she wants. not worth your time or being controlled by a psycho.
katertott 44
You're right. She's DEFINITELY NOT ready. Not if she behaves and acts as trashy as that.
platinumbarbiexo 6
Jesus dump that future controlling ****
haylz123 8
so she can strip online infront of how ever many people but you cant jack off.. logic/10
AviKerensky 17
Create your own fake stripshow website. Fudge the numbers so you look more popular than she is. She if she approves.
200percent 1
We call that "green tea bitch" in China.
jordyn20915 14
that's fantastic
askullnamedbilly 33
There are enough of these people in China for them to have a special name?
jordyn20915 14
she sounds really crazy, be thankful you dodged that psycho control freak bullet twice
erichsalvesen 13
Thumbs down this all you want but you need to leave that crazy bitch. A relationship cannot be defined by sex but a healthy relationship is a requirement to a successful relationship and she clearly has some issues she needs to work out and it doesn't seem she wants to work them out with your help.
geekbuscus 19
^This