Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is breaking up with me for my friend, because she likes people with diaper fetishes. I had no clue either of them liked that stuff. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she hates my feet and it’s a real turn off. It’s got to the point where if she sees my feet in bed she won’t sleep in the same bed as me. I hate wearing socks in bed, so not sure how we can resolve this. FML
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Metalslipp 15
From someone who hates feet with a passion and will chop it off if it comes near me, I wouldn't leave someone because of that fetish. Sorry she wasn't mature enough to accept you, hopefully you will find someone that does.
AcieMcG 21
There are plenty more feet in the sea!
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Comments (137)
miss_fluffybutt 17
You really stepped in it this time.
JoeBW 1
Don't give up! My partner is submissive and has a huge foot fetish which he was very very shy about at first. I am the luckiest guy in the world to have him! Not only is he the sweetest person I've ever met, he waits on me hand and foot and gives me the most incredible foot massages every day, sometimes for hours. ^_^ You will find someone who appreciates you for you, and she'll be very very lucky believe me!
davincidasecond 24
I'm sorry op. I have a foot fetish too, and telling some people is like telling someone you've been infected by a deadly pandemic. Luckily my girlfriend accepts it, but yeah, it's not easy telling others most of the time.
MitiMiki 16
Honestly if that is your thing, and she is not into it, it's probably for the best. You likely weren't going to change her mind and do you want to go through life not being sexually satisfied? You would grow to resent her as selfish. Don't discount the importance of sexual compatibility in a relationship.
withered 30
It's not like foot fetish is the only thing that satisfies him. I think people should respect their partners and not force them into something they are not comfortable with. Way too many people think that their partner is obligated to agree/try the fetish just so the other is satisfied. If you're forcing your partner into something uncomfortable you're the selfish one.
hektek 11
She's an idiot, time to get someone more mature in their thinking.
Bragi 12
You lead with the fetish, OP. Call this a learning experience.
blackmater12 6
stupid bitch
aperron96 18
I get if she didn't like feet, not wanting to share in your foot fetish but to dump you without a word is just cold. I have plenty of friends that I get along with, despite them liking feet and me being borderline foot-phobic. You'll find someone to share your fetish with, or at least someone who can look past it OP. Good luck!
athleticducks 4
She probably has smelly feet anyway. **** this woman.
Turdfergeson27 2
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