Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is breaking up with me for my friend, because she likes people with diaper fetishes. I had no clue either of them liked that stuff. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she hates my feet and it’s a real turn off. It’s got to the point where if she sees my feet in bed she won’t sleep in the same bed as me. I hate wearing socks in bed, so not sure how we can resolve this. FML
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Top comments
Metalslipp 15
From someone who hates feet with a passion and will chop it off if it comes near me, I wouldn't leave someone because of that fetish. Sorry she wasn't mature enough to accept you, hopefully you will find someone that does.
AcieMcG 21
There are plenty more feet in the sea!
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Comments (137)
Railroader 16
I guess she doesn't have a good sole.
Polynomial 28
My now fiance and I were very open our first time. She asked me my fetishes, I answered in detail, I asked hers ... she has none. But the cat was out of the bag nice and early, so no nasty surprises later.
caarlosgomez_ 14
Maybe OP felt scared to admit it, which is totaly okay. The fact that she couldn't accept him means she wasn't worth anyways.
LyricaSilvan 30
Eh. If she was willing to leave you over that, she wasn't worth it. Talk about shallow.
caarlosgomez_ 14
Foot fetishes aren't even that weird, and it's DEFINITELY not a reason to break up with someone after a year of dating.
caarlosgomez_ 14
Sorry OP. Hope you find someone better soon.
0rca 4
Man, never call it a "foot fetish" again, otherwise they start assuming a lot of weird stuff they had read on Internet. Just say you really like her feet. No one would overreact to that. There's nothing wrong with kissing someone you like - people kiss babies on foreheads, and puppies on their noses. Why would not someone kiss a foot of a girl they really like? It's only natural. You may even get her back saying that you thought you had foot fetish when, in fact, you simply adore her and her feet.
writerchic85 26
Of all the fetishes out there, I'd say yours is pretty tame.
rabid_otaku 29
That's like, the LEAST disgusting fetish.
Queenawesome79 0
As far as fetishes go, this one is pretty mild. I'm upfront with mine so my partner and I are always on the same page. Try fetlife so you can find some like minded people.
imazaari 12
When my boyfriend told me he had a foot fetish he was acting so nervous! He seemed so scared that I would hate him that I thought he was going to say he was into scat or something really out there like that!!! But when he told me he liked feet I just laughed and told him I loved him just the same! And I found that I really love the attention he pays to my feet! Sorry your ex(?) wasn't cool enough for you!
Dexter83_fml 17
Your awesome 86