Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is breaking up with me for my friend, because she likes people with diaper fetishes. I had no clue either of them liked that stuff. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she hates my feet and it’s a real turn off. It’s got to the point where if she sees my feet in bed she won’t sleep in the same bed as me. I hate wearing socks in bed, so not sure how we can resolve this. FML
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Metalslipp 15
From someone who hates feet with a passion and will chop it off if it comes near me, I wouldn't leave someone because of that fetish. Sorry she wasn't mature enough to accept you, hopefully you will find someone that does.
AcieMcG 21
There are plenty more feet in the sea!
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Comments (137)
Badkarma4u 17
She did you a favor OP if you enjoy feet and she feels like its "eeeeewwwww" Then you two have a sexual incompatibility.Be glad you found out now. Would you rather be one of the many people who have to keep quiet about what you really enjoy or make someone do something they find repulsive. Find someone that's into what you are and live happily ever after. That being said she could have been nicer about it.
CassandraThyme 14
Good to be straight up at first. Not true love if she couldn't accept all of you anyway!
Birdclawz 17
My ex used to think I had a foot fetish and always stuck her feet in my face and other such things, then told my current girlfriend about my 'fetish'.
linethb 3
I wouldn't dump someone for having a foot fetish..
ZorroRooster 19
Not my thing personally, but I'm sure there are plenty of women who are into feet, too. Glad you got this out of the way with your now-ex sooner rather than later. That would have been an awkward post-wedding conversation. Good luck in future!
SirBowAndArrow 3
That is a very common fetish, it's a terrible thing what she did! Don't let this get you down. Fetishes are great to have and I hope you find someone to share yours with!
Girlswrestle 5
I took my boyfriend's fetishes in stride. We both knew the other was weird, so why not?
TMO2142 25
Ew. Im sorry but good
S_mahan 3
She sure hotfooted it out of there!
crackyeggy 9
Why would you lie to your girlfriend for a year? I'd leave you too.