FML : Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled...

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By potheadloljk - / Sunday 2 December 2012 02:01 / United States - East Machias

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By DocBastard | 38

#5206282 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:15

Catnip is just the start! It's a gateway herb for cats. Next thing you know, he'll be sneaking out at 2AM to score some blow from the cat down the street. That's when he starts knocking over garbage cans looking for his next score. Before you know it he's lost in a swirling maelstrom of despair and soggy cat treats. Cut him off now before its too late!

By blcksocks | 19

#5206248 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:03

Tell them your kitten is hooked on weed.

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By tarkalover | 20

#5206241 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:02

Parents should've tried it just to be sure

itsame0987 | 18

#5206376 - Sunday 2 December 2012 12:23

All they have to do is smell it to know it's not marijuana. Of course I have heard you can smoke catnip and get a buzz, but who knows.

blaackandprouud | 20

#5206440 - Sunday 2 December 2012 01:31

Oh, I found what may or may not be drugs; better try it to see what it is.

By blcksocks | 19

#5206248 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:03

Tell them your kitten is hooked on weed.

octopussperm125 | 18

#5215082 - Tuesday 4 December 2012 11:59

Huh? How can u be "hooked" on it, its not actually addicting, it depends on your personality if ur an addictive person or not, JK at least 20% of all the people on FML are problably burning as theyre reading this stuff including me lol

djdailey | 6

#5238053 - Tuesday 11 December 2012 06:51

That cat is hooked on meth, you know why? Because catnip is a gateway drug

rawr_ily96 | 24

#5491270 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 02:22

#67 I highly doubt even 1% of FML users care. It's a JOKE!

By daisy2101 | 7

#5206250 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:03

Isn't catnip like marijuana for cats? Idk I think I've seen some crazy video

anthonydude | 9

#5206371 - Sunday 2 December 2012 12:17

You're just thinking of Shrek 2.

romzfml | 4

#5206443 - Sunday 2 December 2012 01:32

yes it is

Codezlol | 21

#5206533 - Sunday 2 December 2012 02:19

No no. Catnip is like cocaine for cats.

UsernameHere234 | 13

#5207698 - Sunday 2 December 2012 09:10

Interesting fact actually. Some cats get a very similar high from strawberries as catnip. That's because both plants are closely related.

By pradip | 25

#5206260 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:05

Every day I read at least one story relating to cats on FML.

silbot | 11

#5206294 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:22

Welcome to the Internet.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5206331 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:48

Cat stories > Pedophiles

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5206573 - Sunday 2 December 2012 02:33

^Sorry :/

botanistjessica | 24

#5206817 - Sunday 2 December 2012 04:23

Moderated comments are like the big bang theory. No one really knows what happened but everyone has a guess. Makes me sad from non disclosure D:

pradip | 25

#5206827 - Sunday 2 December 2012 04:28

#30 don't be, We all get moderated sometime, I took what you said in a funny way.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5207434 - Sunday 2 December 2012 07:33

My apology was 50% genuine; 25% tongue & 25% cheek. :p

By LaLince | 40

#5206263 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:07

Your parents aren't the brightest.. Take advantage from that in future.

mikuxxhatsune | 31

#6367220 - Friday 31 July 2015 01:11

Or maybe they have never seen marijuana before and have never owned a pet cat. I own a bird and I have no idea what catnip looks like. I have a foggy idea of what marijuana is so basically if a drug dealer sold me catnip I would probably accidently smoke it...

By spaboolly | 26

#5206267 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:08

They couldn't tell from the smell? Catnip has a pretty distinctive scent even to humans. Kind of a shame that they immediately thought their daughter was doing drugs.

sarah6786 | 14

#5206393 - Sunday 2 December 2012 12:50

Catnip smells like tea.

evilplatypus | 34

#5207333 - Sunday 2 December 2012 07:04

22 - Some people make it into tea.

rawr_ily96 | 24

#5491273 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 02:25

I gotta try making catnip tea for my grandma's cats.

By lize96 | 7

#5206269 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:09

I wonder if that would work...

By chocolateisyum | 12

#5206279 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:14

That's why you buy a spray bottle of catnip. There's no confusion for your delusional parents. But wouldn't marijuana and catnip smell quite different?

momogal | 22

#5207958 - Monday 3 December 2012 12:01

Unfortunately, that stuff doesn't always work. I got some for my cats (who go bonkers for the dried form). They hate it and won't go near anything that I've sprayed with it. The dried stuff makes a mess and looks like pot, but generally works better.

By DocBastard | 38

#5206282 - Sunday 2 December 2012 11:15

BlowinChronic | 18

#5206461 - Sunday 2 December 2012 01:45

23- Consider it done.

DocBastard | 38

#5206476 - Sunday 2 December 2012 01:57

Damn...my autocorrect usually changes "its" to "it's" automatically.

sens3sfailing | 24

#5208108 - Monday 3 December 2012 02:55

he is useful considering you felt the need to correct one of the most literat people on the site who actually used "it's" correctly towards the begining of the post. you are just looking for attention...