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Same thing different taste
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Oh, I found what may or may not be drugs; better try it to see what it is.
Huh? How can u be "hooked" on it, its not actually addicting, it depends on your personality if ur an addictive person or not, JK at least 20% of all the people on FML are problably burning as theyre reading this stuff including me lol
That cat is hooked on meth, you know why? Because catnip is a gateway drug
#67 I highly doubt even 1% of FML users care. It's a JOKE!
Isn't catnip like marijuana for cats? Idk I think I've seen some crazy video
yes it is
No no. Catnip is like cocaine for cats.
Interesting fact actually. Some cats get a very similar high from strawberries as catnip. That's because both plants are closely related.
Every day I read at least one story relating to cats on FML.
Cat stories > Pedophiles
^Sorry :/
Moderated comments are like the big bang theory. No one really knows what happened but everyone has a guess. Makes me sad from non disclosure D:
#30 don't be, We all get moderated sometime, I took what you said in a funny way.
My apology was 50% genuine; 25% tongue & 25% cheek. :p
Your parents aren't the brightest.. Take advantage from that in future.
Or maybe they have never seen marijuana before and have never owned a pet cat. I own a bird and I have no idea what catnip looks like. I have a foggy idea of what marijuana is so basically if a drug dealer sold me catnip I would probably accidently smoke it...
They couldn't tell from the smell? Catnip has a pretty distinctive scent even to humans. Kind of a shame that they immediately thought their daughter was doing drugs.
Catnip smells like tea.
22 - Some people make it into tea.
I gotta try making catnip tea for my grandma's cats.
I wonder if that would work...
That's why you buy a spray bottle of catnip. There's no confusion for your delusional parents. But wouldn't marijuana and catnip smell quite different?
Unfortunately, that stuff doesn't always work. I got some for my cats (who go bonkers for the dried form). They hate it and won't go near anything that I've sprayed with it. The dried stuff makes a mess and looks like pot, but generally works better.
Catnip is just the start! It's a gateway herb for cats. Next thing you know, he'll be sneaking out at 2AM to score some blow from the cat down the street. That's when he starts knocking over garbage cans looking for his next score. Before you know it he's lost in a swirling maelstrom of despair and soggy cat treats. Cut him off now before its too late!
23- Consider it done.
Damn...my autocorrect usually changes "its" to "it's" automatically.
he is useful considering you felt the need to correct one of the most literat people on the site who actually used "it's" correctly towards the begining of the post. you are just looking for attention...
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Catnip is just the start! It's a gateway herb for cats. Next thing you know, he'll be sneaking out at 2AM to score some blow from the cat down the street. That's when he starts knocking over garbage cans looking for his next score. Before you know it he's lost in a swirling maelstrom of despair and soggy cat treats. Cut him off now before its too late!
Tell them your kitten is hooked on weed.