By potheadloljk - 02/12/2012 02:01 - United States - East Machias

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML
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DocBastard 38

Catnip is just the start! It's a gateway herb for cats. Next thing you know, he'll be sneaking out at 2AM to score some blow from the cat down the street. That's when he starts knocking over garbage cans looking for his next score. Before you know it he's lost in a swirling maelstrom of despair and soggy cat treats. Cut him off now before its too late!

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blcksocks 19

Tell them your kitten is hooked on weed.

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tarkalover 21

Parents should've tried it just to be sure

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itsame0987 18

All they have to do is smell it to know it's not marijuana. Of course I have heard you can smoke catnip and get a buzz, but who knows.

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blaackandprouud 20

Oh, I found what may or may not be drugs; better try it to see what it is.

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blcksocks 19

Tell them your kitten is hooked on weed.

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octopussperm125 18

Huh? How can u be "hooked" on it, its not actually addicting, it depends on your personality if ur an addictive person or not, JK at least 20% of all the people on FML are problably burning as theyre reading this stuff including me lol

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djdailey 6

That cat is hooked on meth, you know why? Because catnip is a gateway drug

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rawr_ily96 24

#67 I highly doubt even 1% of FML users care. It's a JOKE!

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daisy2101 7

Isn't catnip like marijuana for cats? Idk I think I've seen some crazy video

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anthonydude 9

You're just thinking of Shrek 2.

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Codezlol 21

No no. Catnip is like cocaine for cats.

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UsernameHere234 13

Interesting fact actually. Some cats get a very similar high from strawberries as catnip. That's because both plants are closely related.

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pradip 26

Every day I read at least one story relating to cats on FML.

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silbot 11

Welcome to the Internet.

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botanistjessica 24

Moderated comments are like the big bang theory. No one really knows what happened but everyone has a guess. Makes me sad from non disclosure D:

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pradip 26

#30 don't be, We all get moderated sometime, I took what you said in a funny way.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

My apology was 50% genuine; 25% tongue & 25% cheek. :p

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LaLince 40

Your parents aren't the brightest.. Take advantage from that in future.

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mikuxxhatsune 32

Or maybe they have never seen marijuana before and have never owned a pet cat. I own a bird and I have no idea what catnip looks like. I have a foggy idea of what marijuana is so basically if a drug dealer sold me catnip I would probably accidently smoke it...

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spaboolly 26

They couldn't tell from the smell? Catnip has a pretty distinctive scent even to humans. Kind of a shame that they immediately thought their daughter was doing drugs.

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rawr_ily96 24

I gotta try making catnip tea for my grandma's cats.

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chocolateisyum 12

That's why you buy a spray bottle of catnip. There's no confusion for your delusional parents. But wouldn't marijuana and catnip smell quite different?

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momogal 22

Unfortunately, that stuff doesn't always work. I got some for my cats (who go bonkers for the dried form). They hate it and won't go near anything that I've sprayed with it. The dried stuff makes a mess and looks like pot, but generally works better.

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DocBastard 38

Catnip is just the start! It's a gateway herb for cats. Next thing you know, he'll be sneaking out at 2AM to score some blow from the cat down the street. That's when he starts knocking over garbage cans looking for his next score. Before you know it he's lost in a swirling maelstrom of despair and soggy cat treats. Cut him off now before its too late!

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DocBastard 38

Damn...my autocorrect usually changes "its" to "it's" automatically.

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sens3sfailing 24

he is useful considering you felt the need to correct one of the most literat people on the site who actually used "it's" correctly towards the begining of the post. you are just looking for attention...

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yoursucklives 36

catnip is a hell of a drug

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